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Nr 463: The First Nudie Musical (1976)

16 Jan

The First Nudie Musical (movie)
Screenplay, Music & Lyrics: Bruce Kimmel

Gotta sing, Gotta dance
While I’m Taking of my pants


The son of an almost famous studio owner is forced to make porno films to keep the bankrupt studio from being made into a shopping center. The films have titels like Teenage Sexmutants and Stewardesses in Cages. But lately these films have started to flop. In an attempt to get back on the high ground he decides to make a new kind of porno, a musical comedy porno. He makes a bet with the debtors who wish to take ownership of the studio, that if they finance the musical and he can’t complete it within two weeks, they can foreclose.
Ribald humor, bawdy songs and plenty of skin abounds in this sophomoric satire that while unabashedly trashy, has developed a bit of a cult following.

I found the films soundtrack album in a record store in Sweden when I was a teenager and I found it deliciously smutty. I loved going around town and with a loud voice sing the songs in the hope that I would shock people. But it was the seventies so people, at least in Sweden, weren’t that easily shocked about sexual stuff. I was a bit disappointed, I mean there I was singing about Dancing Dildos, cunnilingus and Orgasms and people just thought it cute or absolutely normal… Ah, the seventies…
I loved the songs then and I still do. But I didn’t actually get a chance to see the film itself until it came out on DVD in the early noughties. I have just revisited it so it would be fresh in my mind for this blog and I can tell you that it still holds up pretty well. Some of the physical comedy feels a little forced and dated, but the dialogue is still funny and had me laughing out loud quite a few times and some of the show numbers are pure delights. It’s pretty crude and has a low-budget feel with a ”musical-within-a-movie” theme, but with satirical sexual humor and if you like that kind of thing (and I do), it’s definitely worth seeking out!
They’ve added a very funny hour long retrospective documentary as a bonus on the DVD.

The budget for the picture was $125 000. It got picked up by Paramount Pictures for distribution. But when the studio saw the finished product they thought it dragged a bit in the middle and they asked Bruce to shoot some new scenes. So he came up with the Dancing Dildos number. The studio asked ”Are there nude girls in the number?” ”Yes”, he answered and they gave him $75 000 just to shoot that scene!

There are som great future stars in this movie:
Cindy Williams who already had a nice little movie career going on, got her big break through on tv the same year the film premiered in the tv-series Laverne & Shirley. She played Shirley for 8 seasons. Laverne & Shirley was a spin-off of the sitcom Happy Days (1974-84).
Future director Ron Howard was the star of Happy Days and he did a cameo in this movie.
Cindy and Ron also played girlfriend and boyfriend in the George Lucas film American Graffiti (1973).
Diana Canova went on to play Corinne Tate in the sitcom Soap (Lödder in Sweden).
And director, actor, author, composer and lyric writer Bruce Kimmel has starred in and directed a lot of films and tv-series. He has also written plays and musicals (among them The Brain from Planet X, which you can find on this blogg, it’s nr 200). From 1988 to 1993, Kimmel co-owned the specialty label, Bay Cities, releasing over 100 albums that included American classical music, cast albums, and soundtracks. In 1993, Kimmel became a full time record producer with his own division at Varese Sarabande, producing many cast albums (Broadway and off-Broadway), Broadway singers, and musical theater concept albums, first for the Varese Sarabande, and then for a company he founded, Fynsworth Alley. His current label Kritzerland has issued close to 400 albums including cast albums, singers, and a series of reissues of limited edition soundtracks.

The film actually got some great reviews and became a minor hit. The first week of its wide release, it was the fourth highest-grossing picture in the country, behind Star Wars, You Light Up My Life, and The Spy Who Loved Me.

The actual first nudie musical is considered to be the 1963 nudie-cutie Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1963)

Press:
Chockful of youthful talent, well spiced by outrageousness and sparked by invention. The three stars are simply irresistible. Cindy Williams is enchanting, Kimmel is the ultimate appealing schnook. Fresh and funny and funky. Made for about 1 percent of the budget of New York, New York, but a hundred times funnier and more perceptive. It’s the Star Wars of nudie musicals.
– Judith Crist, New York Post

More vitality, imagination, zany comedy and stellar performances than most movies. It’s one of the most memorable movies of this year. A raunchy delight. Cindy Williams is a marvel! Kimmel is a joy to watch!
– Joseph Gelmiş, Newsday

A Mel Brooksian salute to porno chic.
– Bruce Williamson, Playboy

Silly, sophomoric, at times downright inept, this little low-budget venture picked up by Paramount is more often than not hilarious, offering good, tonic laughter to those not offended by nudity and blunt language.
– Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times

Basically a one-joke idea that wears thin despite an air of amiability.
– Leonard Maltin’s Film Guide (two stars out of four)

A few clever bits are downed in a larger sea of silliness, forced gags and predictable cliche.
– Arthur D Murphy, Variety

Videos:
C’mon Honey
The Red Band Trailer
Audition scene
A ”naked” tv-review of the movie from 1976

Nr 381: The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas

25 Maj

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The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas (1978)
, 1584 föreställningar
Music & lyrics: Carol Hall
Book: Larry L. King and Peter Masterson, baserad på artikel med samma namn av Larry L Kings som publicerades i Playboy 1974

It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw.
The Chicken Ranch of Gilbert (subbing for real locale La Grange) is a beloved institution in Texas. With a history harking back 80 years, it has served as a homey ”pleasure palace” for the men of the Lone Star State, and is currently run by the no-nonsense Miss (not ”Madam”) Mona Stangley.
Miss Mona runs a class act: the grounds are well-tended, her ”Ladies” live under strict regulations, and the ”Guests” are treated with the utmost respect and are expected to reciprocate.
Everything’s fine until TV moralist ”Watchdog” Melvin P. Thorpe (based on real-life Houston news personality Marvin Zindler) declares a personal crusade against the Chicken Ranch. Despite the fact that ”one-half of the police officers and two-thirds of the lawyers in the state of Texas grew up in this house,” the political pressure mounts and the Ranch is eventually shut down.
While others object, Mona just takes the bitter with the sweet and moves on.

En skön liten musikal med gospel- och countryinfluerad musik. Och det är fantastiskt hur familjevänligt och oskyldigt upphovsmakarna har lyckats få det här potentiellt barnförbjudna ämnet att bli.
En en hel del av den politiska satiren och driften med frikyrkopastorer som försöker sko sig och sin karriär på lättköpta populistiska korståg känns, tyvärr, fortfarande rykande aktuellt idag.
En lite bortglömd musikal som kanske inte har den bästa och mest minnesvärda musiken jag hört men ganska så småcharmig är den allt.

Favvisar:
20 Fans, A Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place, Texas Has a Whorehouse in It, Twenty Four Hours of Lovin

Kuriosa:
Föreställningen vann:
2 Tony Awards: bästa manliga och kvinnliga biroll.
3 Drama Desk Awards: bästa regi, sångtexter och musik
1 Theatre World Award till Carlin Glynn (spelade Bordellmamman)

Man gjorde en hemsk filmversion av musikalen 1982 med Dolly Parton och Burt Reynolds i huvudrollerna. Bordellbyggnaden byggdes på Universal Studios mark och man kan fortfarande se den om man åker på The Universal Studio Tour.
Byggnaden användes också i Rob Zombies skräckfilm från 2003  House of 1000 Corpses.
Förutom sångerna från musikalen så la man till 2 av Dolly Partons egna sånger bl a I Will Always Love You, som var en hit för henne 1974 och som i och med filmen blev hit igen 1982. Fast det är väl Whitney Houstons cover av den från 1992 som numera är mest känd.

Dolly skrev ett flertal nya sånger till filmversionen men de användes aldrig. En av dem filmades dock (Where Stallions Run som sjöngs av Burt reynolds) och las till när man började visa filmen på tv. Två andra sånger A Gamble Either Way och A Cowboy’s Ways finns med på hennes album Burlap & Satin från 1983.

Showen började som en artikel i Playboy som handlade om att Texas mest populära bordell The Chicken Ranch hade tvingats stänga sina dörrar. Bordellen startade sin verksamhet 1905 och var oerhört populär och framgångsrik fram till att den stängdes 1973.

Det finns fortfarande en Chicken Ranch bordell men den ligger i närheten av Las Vegas den öppnades 1976och har inget med den ”gamla” bordellen att göra.

Carlin Glynn (som spelade bordellmadammen) är mamma till skådespelerskan Mary Stuart Masterson

Musikalen fick en uppföljare 1994, The Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public (se dag 83) som las ned efter 16 föreställningar. Sequels till framgångsrika scenmusikaler har en tendens att floppa nått otroligt.

Press:
If all the tarts with hearts of gold currently at the Intermedia Theatre banded together they could buy out Fort Knox.

… it is, depending perhaps on your family, just good family entertainment.

A strange, old-fashioned, new-fashioned musical, full of simple sentiments, dirty words, political chicanery and social hypocrisy, decent jokes, indecent jokes, bubbling performances and music with a bustle.
Clive Barnes, Post

A musical on a milk diet. It takes a small, bright, wry idea and expands and dilutes it at the same time.

The small adjectives that come to mind with Whorehouse – ”pleasant”, ”agreeable” – are like school gold stars given for things that have turned out well.  … It is a show that marks a lot of time, one fitted for compliments rather than enthusiasm.
Richard Eder, Times


The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas 
is actually located in that vast desert between respectability and profanity. The show has come to us in time to help fill that great void.

It is more fun than a beer-toting hayride at a Mardi Gras.

This show, in fact, could help make ungarnished heterosexuality fashionable again.
Christopher Sharp, Women’s Wear Daily

If you can allow yourself to think for a couple of hours that whores are angels in disguise and that a town brothel is heaven on earth, then there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have a whale of a good time.

I’m only surprised they don’t sell Girl Scout cookies in the lobby.
Douglas Watt, Daily News

Videosar:
The Aggie Song from the Tony Awards, med censusrerade sångtexter trots att inga ”fula” ord förekommer i sången bara lättare associationer.
Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place med Dolly Parton från filmen
Trailer från filmen
The Sidestep
Hard Candy Christmas – Jessica Vosk
Texas Has a Whorehouse in it

 

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